this is a copy of an old post from my old blog (efx2 which then became efx2blogs). in the end, the final incarnation (efx2blogs) went down one too many times for me, so i switched to blogger. i was able to recover most of my older stuff (efx2) from archive.org. some smilies, graphics, and/or links may be missing, but you get the idea.
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Celebrity Love Match Results for: Stacey
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According to our test, you would be a perfect match for Glenn Close.
Born: March 19, 1947
Actress Glenn Close has been in several films, including The Big Chill, Dangerous Liasions, 101 Dalmations, Hook, and Baby.
Your next closest matches were:
Nicole Kidman
Mia Hamm
Ashley Judd
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W....T....F?
of all the hollywood hotties, i get glenn close? my boss gets kirsten dunst and i get glenn freakin close? it does rock that i got the same thing as howard, though. i love howard! i don't listen to him anymore cuz i don't have sirius yet and i miss him.
anyway, here's the link:
http://web.archive.org/web/20070514150944/http://www.jokesandhumor.com/tests/celebrity-love-match/
I'm feeling: hangin'
Comments (18) | General
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RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: philmccracken | [ + ]
Date: May 10, 2006 at 12:04 AM
Rock on...I got Angelina Jolie!! This test rocks!
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: spaceystacey | [ + ]
Date: May 10, 2006 at 12:07 AM
*POUT* no fair! why didn't i get some hottie like that?
*muttering* glenn fuckign close my fuckig ass. *grumble*
i'm taking that shit again.
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: sic | [ + ]
Date: May 10, 2006 at 12:52 AM
Mia Hamm? What? Maybe I'm a lesbian deep down after all...
For boy matches I get Dave Mathews. Frankly I'm more excited about that.
So I'm either gay or lesbian? I'm so confused now...
sic
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: benthere | [ + ]
Date: May 10, 2006 at 01:08 AM
My SIL is going to hate me for this one!
Your Celebrity Match is: Johnny Depp
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Johnny Depp
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Born: June 9, 1963
Actor Johnny Depp is famous for his roles in Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, and Nick of Time.
Your next closest matches were:
Samuel L. Jackson
John Travolta
Dave Matthews
I do love Dave and Sam...and I prefer Johnny T to Tarantino at least. I am off to see who my perfect lesbionic is.
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: benthere | [ + ]
Date: May 10, 2006 at 01:13 AM
I answered the lesbionic questions with the exact same answers and I got...
According to our test, you would be a perfect match for Sheryl Swoopes.
Born: March 25, 1971
Dominates the basketball court. Helped the USA team to olympic victory. Also dominiates the WNBA (Women's National Basketball Association).
Your next closest matches were:
Nicole Kidman
Ashley Judd
Mia Hamm
a. I am so not into jockish chicks...which lets out the swoops and the hamm.
b. Nicole is a cold fish and someone please feed her a sandwich.
c. Ashley could work for me
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: paledaemon | [ + ]
Date: May 10, 2006 at 07:40 AM
Hmmm...I was hoping for Siguorney Weaver, got Natalie Portman.
Bummer.
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: spaceystacey | [ + ]
Date: May 10, 2006 at 06:25 PM
sic: i'm with you actually. i answered the questions again as a straight chick (i had to dig deep for that one. ) and got dave matthews. i'm more excited about him than glenn freakin close. i don't find her remotely sexy at all.
ben: i don't like jock chicks either. but at least mia is closer to my age than glenn. nicole kidman is too skinny. ashley judd is nice, though. wanna share?
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: benthere | [ + ]
Date: May 10, 2006 at 06:55 PM
In a heartbeat
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: philmccracken | [ + ]
Date: May 10, 2006 at 07:41 PM
Give me Natalie Portman any day of the week. And twice on Sunday.
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: Enidation | [ + ]
Date: May 10, 2006 at 11:08 PM
ROFL.... You like to be submissive. you know it come on...admit it. glen close would rock your freakin' world..LMAO
BRB...gonna pee my pants from laughing so hard.
k....taking the test but that F****** blinking banner is going to make me have a seizure.
OHHH YEAH, If i were gay I would totally go for Natalie, she's a cutie.
Natalie Portman
According to our test, you would be a perfect match for Natalie Portman.
Born: June 9, 1981
Natalie Portman has been featured in: Heat, Beautiful Girls, Star Wars: Episode 1, and Where the Heart Is. Natalie is a vegetarian and can speak four languages.
Your next closest matches were:
* Angelina Jolie
* Mia Hamm
* Wynona Ryder
Wynona Ryder....eeh not so much.
Sean Penn
Born: August 17, 1960
Actor Sean Penn is famous for his roles in Taps, The Game, Carlito's Way, and Thin Red Line.
Your next closest matches were:
* Kevin Spacey
* Mel Gibson
* Bruce Springsteen
Bruce?? no way
Kevin mell and sean, yeah okay, i'll buy that.
But I love my scooter the best...he's the only one for me.
sorry this is so long... love ya stace.
xoxox
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: spaceystacey | [ + ]
Date: May 10, 2006 at 11:57 PM
ben: you are too much
phil: hell yeah!
enid: *lmfao* you know me too well. i'm diggin your results too. natalie is hot, mel is hot. and kevin spacey? whoah nellie. i like him a lot
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: philmccracken | [ + ]
Date: May 11, 2006 at 12:13 AM
Hmm.....is it weird that we're crushing on the same hottie?
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: grimfairy | [ + ]
Date: May 11, 2006 at 03:31 AM
Are you fucking kidding me??? James Van Der Beek is my match??? I would rather go lesbian...Call me Stacey!
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: spaceystacey | [ + ]
Date: May 11, 2006 at 03:47 AM
phil: nah, not at all. it happens all the time with my guy friends. my boss is always pausing whatever movie he is screening to point out hotties to me as well.
grim: first of all, who the fuck is that? second of all, you don't gotta say it twice!
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: Ueberscheisse | Guest | Web
Date: May 12, 2006 at 10:44 PM
Angelina Jolie. With Nicole Kidman & Mia Hamm as alternates. Maybe I'm a lesbian too. I always thought I'd make a great lesbian. Except for that being a guy thing.
On second thought, the suction Angelina could generate with those lips is just kinda scary.
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: thepsycho | [ + ]
Date: May 15, 2006 at 12:42 AM
You're the funniest lesbian I know. On the other hand, I don't know many lesbians.
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: spaceystacey | [ + ]
Date: May 15, 2006 at 03:59 AM
why thank you so much for the compliment!
RE: from my boss who got it from howard stern's show
Posted by: shadowrose | [ + ]
Date: May 15, 2006 at 07:56 PM
Lol Liz - I got James Van Der Beek too - not so much into him now, but I was into him when he was on Dawson'r Creek. I understand if you want to pretend you don't know me now...