behind the wheel - musical meme action

i saw this one somewhere and thought it would be interesting. most of the answers seem a bit random to me, but i spent the time on my lunch break doing it, so i'm posting it anyway. where i found the answer appropriate, i commented.

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What do your friends think of you?
love bites by def leppard

How would you describe yourself?
don't leave me this way by donna summer (i don't want to stay this way (ie overweight) forever)

What do you like in a guy/girl?
tell it to my heart by taylor dayne

How do you feel today?
feel good inc by gorillaz (i do feel good. a little frazzled, by good)

What is your life’s purpose?
shameless by garth brooks

What is your motto?
when i grow up by the pussycat dolls

What do you think about very often?
a question of time by depeche mode

What do you think of your best friend?
ay bay bay by hurricane chris

What do you think of the person you like?
all by myself by eric carmen (this song actually does remind me of wifey. its an inside joke with us)

What is your life story?
get fucked up by iconz

What do you want to be when you grow up?
been so long by anita baker

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
culo by pitbull (culo means butt in spanish. wifey does have a nice one. *drool*)

What will you dance to at your wedding?
borracho y loco by los enanitos verdes (borracho y loco means drunk and crazy)

What will they play at your funeral?
i wish by r. kelly

What is your hobby/interest?
baby blue by george strait

What is your biggest fear?
its going down by yung joc

What is your biggest secret?
cuidarte el alma by chayanne

What do you think of your friends?
me so horny by 2 live crew (wtf? LMAO!)

What will you post this as?
behind the wheel by depeche mode

random questions - a FB meme

Here are the rules - post this list on your blog replacing my answers with yours. Tag 25 people to do the same thing. If I tagged YOU, it's because I want to know more about YOU!

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
nope

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
been awhile... i can't remember exactly. maybe a month ago.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
yeah, sure

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
roast beef

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
not of my own, but i love my step-kids like they were mine.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
absolutely! pound for pound, i'm your best entertainment value! :-)

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
who me? never! ;-)

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
yes

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP
no way, never ever. not even if you paid me.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
i don't eat cereal anymore (diet restrictions). but i used to love lucky charms

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
nope

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
i don't eat ice cream either (more diet restrictions), but when i used to... i'd have to say it was a tie between mint chocolate chip and moose tracks.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
their smile

15. RED OR PINK?
pink

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
too self conscious (a close second... i can be too sarcastic sometimes)

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
my old friends

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
hell yeah!

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
jeans and black sketchers

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
my office mate's radio (gloria estefan - words get in the way)

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
i'm too diverse to be only one color! i'm the whole box, baby! :-)

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
lots! honeysuckle, coffee, fabric softener, baby phat perfume

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
horten

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
yep!

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH
football, but i rarely watch it. close second is baseball which i watch all the time (step-son is in little league)

27. HAIR COLOR?
dark brown/black

28. EYE COLOR?
light brown

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
nope. i opted for glasses

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
chinese or mexican

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
depends on my mood

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
the last thing i watched was house season 1 on DVD, but that is not a movie, so it would have to be hancock.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
green striped

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
winter. summers in miami can be brutal

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
definitely both

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
don't know

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
don't know

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
the night stalker: the life and crimes of richard ramirez by phillip carlo

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
jack black (its a nacho libre mouse pad - i work in the movie business, ok?) :-)

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
fresh prince of bel air (nick at night)

42. FAVORITE SOUND(s)
rainstorms, music (all kinds), my kitten purring

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
rolling stones, without a doubt

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
los angeles, i guess

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
of course i do!

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
san antonio

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
everyone!

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
we were introduced through a mutual online friend.

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this was actually from FB, but i wanted to post something today, so i'm posting it here too. i'm feeling bloggy but with no time to blog, really. so, i'm not tagging anyone, play if you want. :-)

peace love and hair grease!

L words (and P words too)

its meme time, folks!

Here’s the instructions: How this memetic works is that you leave a comment on this post, and I’ll assign you a letter. Then you write about ten things you love that begin with your assigned letter, and post it at your place. When people comment on your list, you give them a letter, and the chain continues on and on.
(note, i didn't write the instructions, i just copied and pasted them)

my friend ben posted this meme on her blog recently. then my other friend wreckfish, having commented on ben's post did the meme as well. i, of course, couldn't pick whose post to reply to, so i did both! :-)

so, without further adieu, here are my two letters:

L words (assigned by wreckfish)

Lesbians - yes, i am one, but that is not why this is on my list. i am FASCINATED by lesbians. the labels we give ourselves, the stereotypes, etc.

Lips - specifically, the wife's lips. they have a way of hypnotizing me when she kisses me.

Lipstick - i love being girlie and wearing lipstick. and when the wife wears lipstick, i get weak in the knees.

Love - i love being in love.

Lying - in bed with my wife, that is. she is the best cuddler EVER! :-)

Lashes - i love lots of mascara when i put make up on.

Lust - 'nuff said

Looks - i love the little looks wifey and i steal when no one is looking. we say volumes with those looks.

Lube - cherry flavored, warming, tingling... its all good. ;-)

Listing memes - like this one!


P words (assigned by ben)
before listing my P words, i would like to note that i refrained from listing the first thing that came to mind that starts with this letter. i'm sure you know what it is, and if you don't, your mind isn't far enough in the gutter.

Polish - i always feel my sexiest when my nails and toes are done.

Pets - i must love them, i have a house full of them.

Primping - i love the whole process of primping and getting all dressed up. the make up, the perfume, the shoes, the clothes, the hair.

Pasta - i don't actually eat it anymore, but i used to love it. the reason for loving it now: its so easy to cook. pasta nights are my favorite cuz it means less time in the kitchen. i love cooking, but after a long day at work, quick meals are a good thing.

Passion - 10 years and the wife and i still have so much passion in our relationship its amazing.

Passionate sex - 'nuff said

Photoshop - i've been using it more and more at work and i really enjoy it.

Playfulness - one of the many qualities i love about the wife

Pow pow - that is a playful way to say "spanking" in spanish. pow pows are good stuff. ;-)

Posting memes - like this one!


your turn!

this post brought to you by the letters l and p, of course.

last things

since i have lots on my mind and i feel... heavy today, i thought i'd post a meme i snagged from blue like 2 weeks ago.

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Last Road Trip
key west

Last Bad Advice
can't think of any

Last Movie I Saw in a Theater
mamma mia

Last TV Show Watched
reba

Last TV Show I Enjoyed Watching
see above

Last Book I Tried to Read
the witching hour by anne rice (again)

Last Thing I Left Home Without
my glasses

Last Take Out Meal
fast food

Last Celebration
wifey's birthday

Last Item Loaned Out and Haven’t Gotten Back
my ipod headphones

Last New Words Added to Vocabulary
"in the cone" (not new, but getting used plenty right now since its hurricane season)

Last New Word of a Foreign Language Learned
chinelas (spanish for slippers)

Last T-Shirt Acquired
aside from work out t-shirts, i got one in key west that says "practice safe sex. go fuck yourself"

Last Package Received
work related stuff *yawn*

Last Web Site Visited
national hurricane center

Last serious Injury
pulled calf muscle (not that it is serious, but it is the only thing that has happened)

Last Run In with the Law
got two tickets 7/27

Place I’d Want to Live
anywhere wifey is

Last Physical Fight
never had one

Last Magazine Read
some celebrity gossip rag

Last Thing I Broke
can't remember

Last Thing I Fixed
can't remember

Last Thing That Made Me Laugh
wifey

Last Thing That Made Me Go Huh?
wifey

Last Thought
"everything is going to be ok."

*yawn*

since i am completely drained, i thought i'd share a meme with ya.

1. What's for breakfast? cottage cheese with fresh berries
2. Do you read a newspaper daily? nope. i have a hard enough time keeping up with the blogs i read. i watch the news every morning.
3. What do you do when you can't sleep? roam around my house usually. i'll go to the living room, watch a little tv, go to the kitchen to get something drink or a snack, go back to bed, toss and turn a little and do it all again until the sleepiness rolls in.
4. Say a word that sums up your mood. overwhelmed
5. Do you remember your dreams? sometimes.
6. Name something from your dream last night. hot lesbian sex! LOL. not really, that is just my new favorite meme question answer. i don't remember my dream last night.
7. Name a food that describes you. ok, that is quite possibly the strangest meme question i've ever seen. after a little thought i'd have to say mexian food. its delicious, a little spicy sometimes and can contain things that don't normally go together but end up making something delicious (mole, for example is made with chocolate and jalapenos, but is heavenly)
8. Today you are wearing: jeans, navy tshirt
9. What's in your pockets? nothing
10. Did you sing in the shower today? nope. i never do.
11. What's the last song you heard? my office mate and i have been listening to raggae all day, most of the songs i don't know the names of. the last one i recognized was legalize it by peter tosh.
12. Looking forward to the holidays? with the financial situation we are in right now, NO WAY.
13. Where do you want to be this instant? in her arms
14. What's for lunch? salad with diced chicken breast and ranch dressing. le yum!
15. What's something you would like to do soon? hot lesbian sex! again, my new fave answer. other than that, i'd have to say go for a pedicure.
16. Reading anything now? no time for reading lately.
17. What's for dinner? not a clue
18. A favorite part of the day is: when i wake up in the morning and see her next to me in bed. its the only quiet time we ever get. once we are up, its full speed ahead until we drop.
19. Are you happy? overall, yes. there are a few things that could use improvement (my health, finances), but overall i'm a happy woman.
20. Will your friends do this meme? dunno.

50 questions - stolen from blue

1) What do you add to your coffee? creamer and splenda
2) What are you reading now? blogs mostly. i haven't read a book in a bit.
3) Do you own a gun? no. been shooting, loved it, but i don't own one.
4) Are you registered to vote? yes
5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? sometimes
6) What do you think of hot dogs? not my faves but ok for a cheap meal once in awhie.
7) Favorite Christmas Song? lots. christmas is my favorite time of the year.
8) What do you prefer to drink in the morning? coffee. i'm not human without it.
9) Can you do push ups? god no. tell me again why i would want to?
10) What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? bf: richard (total geek), gf: kristie
11) What’s your favorite piece of jewellery? wedding ring
12) Favorite hobby? hot lesbian sex (stole that answer from blue, but hey, we have the same hobby, how cool is that?)
13) Do you work with people who idolize you? absolutely ;-)
14) Do you have ADD? nah
15) What’s one trait that you hate about yourself? too much of a procrastinator
16) What’s your Middle name? leigh
17) Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. i'm hungry, i want to get out of here, where is the wife?
18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday. food, gas, cat food
19) Name 3 beverages you regularly drink. water, tea, soda
20) Current worry right now? money, money money
21) What side do you dress to? ok, random question. to the right.
22) Favorite place to be? in the wife's arms. (and if she's naked, even better)
23) How did you bring in the New Year? at home with the wife and kids
24) Where would you like to go? new orleans
25) Name three people who will complete this. no idea.
26) Whose answers do you want to read the most? everyone's
27) What color shirt are you wearing? grey
28) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? nope
29) Can you whistle? no
30) Favorite colors(s)? pink or black
31) Could you be a pirate? no, but i can curse like one. :-)
32) What songs do you sing in the shower? i don't. i'm too sleepy
33) Favorite girls name? don't have one
34) Favorite boy’s name? don't have one
35) What’s in your pocket right now? nothing
36) Last thing that made you laugh? the wife. she is precious
37) Best bed sheets as a child? pretty white ones with flowers
38) Worst injury you’ve ever had? injuries from car accidents. hit the windsheild in one, messed my back up in another.
39) Do you love where you live? no. i have adjusted to life here, but i don't like it. however, i love being wherever the wife is, so i don't notice how much i hate it most days.
40) How many TVs do you have in your house? 5
41) Who is your loudest friend? marta
42) How many dogs do you have? 5. 4 originally, one got left with us and never got picked up. according to him, he lives with us now, so total 5.
43) Does anyone have a crush on you? doubt it
44) What are the most fun things you ever did? plenty. and plenty i can't tell you either
45) What are your favorite books? interview with the vampire, the witching hour
46) What is your favorite candy? chocolate
47) Favorite Team? the other one. (isn't that the euphism they use for gay/lesbian people? they play for the other team)
48) What songs do you want played at your funeral? no clue. what a morbid question.
49) What were you doing at 12 AM? tinkering with my myspace layout
50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? oh god, what time is it?

two by two meme (so totally stolen)

this is a copy of an old post from my old blog (efx2blogs). some smilies, graphics, and/or links may be missing, but you get the idea.

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1. Where is your cell phone? ..................my purse

2. Your significant other?.........................running errands

3. Your hair? ...........................................tied up

4. Your mother? ......................................crazy woman

5. Your father?.........................................long gone

6. Your favorite thing?..............................the wife

7. Your dream last night?.........................can't remember

8. Your favorite drink? .............................super star

9. Your dream/goal?.................................independently wealthy

10. The room you're in?............................my office

11. Your ex?..............................................lying bastard

12. Your fear?...........................................to fail

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years?.................not working

14. Where were you last night?.................at home

15. What you're not?.................................patient person

16. Muffins?...............................................chocolate flax

17. One of your wish list items?.................new ipod

18. Where you grew up?...........................down south

19. The last thing you did?........................drank coffee

20. What are you wearing?.......................comfy clothes

21. Your TV?.............................................living room

22. Your pet(s)?........................................too many

23. Your computer? .................................needs replacing

24. Your life?............................................always hectic

25. Your mood?........................................mildly annoyed

26. Missing someone?..............................my mom

27. Your car?............................................black suv

28. Something you're not wearing?...........a beret

29. Favorite Store?...................................too many

30. Your summer?....................................no different

31. Like someone?...................................the wife!

32. Your favorite color?............................love pink

33. Last time you laughed........................last night

34. Last time you cried?...........................weeks ago


Posted: 11:27 AM, 6/20/2008

i'm baaaaaaaaaaack!

i'm back from vacation. not that you knew i was gone, but i was. it was wonderful! more on that later. i just thought i'd post some randomness stolen from phil.

1. Did you have to pay or did you get money back?
pay. withdrawing from your retirement plan and not having them take taxes out will do that to you.

2. What was your biggest financial mistake?
ruining my credit. the second time.

3. Are you a screamer?

most definitely

4. What part of your body, other than your genitals, do you love to have touched? What part of a partner's body, other than their genitals, do you love to touch?

for me, its the hip bone. when the wife touches me there, she always gets her way with me. on the wife, its the curve of her hip, from her waist down to her thigh. its delicious!

5. What commercial catch phrase best describes your life?
"sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."

Posted: 5:07 PM, 4/24/2008

finally! the movie quote meme!

this is a copy of an old post from my old blog (efx2blogs). some smilies, graphics, and/or links may be missing, but you get the idea.

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i finalloy had time to get around to this one!

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Here are the rules I must follow:

* Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
* Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
* Post them on your blog for everyone to guess.
* Fill in the film title once it’s been guessed.

These are your rules:

* Leave your guesses in the comments.
* No Googling or using IMDB search functions. Don’t cheat!
* Know-it-alls, limit your guesses to three movies. Save some for others!


1. "I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore." "You're just not gonna go?" "Yeah." "Won't you get fired?" "I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go." "So you're gonna quit?" "Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going."
[office space guessed by grimfairy and big p]

2. "You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!"
[superbad guessed by texican]

3. "Finding someone you think would be fun to kill is a bit like, well it's a bit like falling in love. You meet a lot of candidates, and you like some of them, and they're nice. But they're not right. And that special one comes along, and your heart beats faster, and you know that's the one."

4. "Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation."

5. "Do you think our love, can take us away together?" "I think our love can do anything we want it to." "I love you." "I love you, Allie." "Good night." "Good night. I'll be seeing you."
[the notebook guessed by ben]

6. "Hey! I was waiting for that spot!" "Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!" "What are you *doing*?" "Are you *crazy*?" "Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance."
[fried green tomatoes guess by texican]

7. "In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ulllrrrich von Lichtenstein!" [crowd roars] "Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week."
[a knight's tale guessed by sarai]

8. "Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here."
[american beauty guessed by ben]

9. "Well, what the hell did you know? Did you know how bad things were for me? No, because you wouldn't even open my letters. If you had even answered one, just one! Told me what a jerk I was, anything! But you didn't. You took your friendship away without even discussing it with me. So, thank you very much for forgiving me. But I don't forgive you."
[beaches guessed by ben]

10. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die."
[the princess bride guessed by texican]

11. "I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one."
[scarface guessed by bigp]

12. "Oh my god, you've made the tower of Twinkie! Is that in a stalker's handbook somewhere?"

13. "Do you smell burning feathers?" "Burning feathers?"

14. "Who is Keyser Soze?"
[the usual suspects guessed by sarai]

15. "If you were still in love with Pedro, you wouldn't be marrying John."


Posted: 7:34 PM, 4/7/2008 in Here a meme, there a meme

supersweet meme

this is a copy of an old post from my old blog (efx2blogs). some smilies, graphics, and/or links may be missing, but you get the idea.

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and now, for your reading pleasure, i present a meme, stolen from ben

How long have you been together?
officially 9 years this month

How long did you date?
4 years. *gasp* how unlesbian of us. we didn't move in together on the second date like most dykes.

How old is he?
7 years older than me. she is robbing the cradle!

Who eats more?
neither

Who said ‘I love you’ first?
she says she did. i think i did.

Who is taller?
me. she is a shortie. a cute shortie, but a shortie nonetheless.

Who is smarter?
neither. we are each strong in different areas

Who does the laundry?
mostly, she washes and dries it and i put it away.

Who does the dishes?
whoever didn't cook or whoever has more time

Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
depends on where you are standing of course, but if you stood at the foot of the bed, she is on the right. but i prefer her on top of me. ;-)

Who pays the bills?
the actual paying of the bills would be me.

Who mows the lawn?
the man we pay to mow it, duh!

Who cooks dinner?
we take turns. we each have our specialties, so it depends on what is for dinner and what mood we are in. we do a lot of turn-taking and not just in the kitchen! ;-)

Who is more stubborn?
that is a tough one. i can be as stubborn as they come, but so can she.

Who kissed who first?
that was all her. but i asked for the second one!

Who asked who out?
it was sort of a mutual thing. we started as friends.

Who proposed?
she did. she got me the ring of my dreams, too. *melt*

Who is more sensitive?
depends. she cries at chick flicks, i don't. i cried when benji got kicked, she didn't.

Who has more friends?
her. she was raised here. her high school friends still live here. i'm a transplant and my friends are scattered all over the country.

Who has more siblings?
since i have none, that would have to be her.

Posted: 2:40 PM, 2/15/2008 in Here a meme, there a meme

meme, anyone?

this is a copy of an old post from my old blog (efx2blogs). some smilies, graphics, and/or links may be missing, but you get the idea.

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MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. i eat lots of salad, so i go through phases. right now its a sugar-free honey mustard made by yours truly. :-D

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. pollo tropical

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. my house! wifey and i are both good cooks, so we are always guaranteed something tasty!

Q. On average how much of a tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 15 - 20 %

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. low carb cheesecake (again, made by yours truly)

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. whatever i can scrape off since i don't eat the bread. it used to be tomato and basil back in the pre low carb days.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. i don't eat toast. but i used to like butter and jelly.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. a picture of my dog.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 6, but one is for goodwill

Q. What kind of cell phone do you have?
A. motorola razr. i lust after the blackberry, but i love my razr.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. only my wisdom teeth

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. furniture (when we were moving)

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. no, thankfully.


BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. no way

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. no idea. i like my name

Q. What color looks good on you?
A. green

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. ummm.... yes. by mistake and not. :-D

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. no

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. i'm told someone did save my life when i was a kid (grabbed me before i fell off a mountain) but i have no memory of it.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. for $100? hell, i'd do it for free. wanna watch? ;-)

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. don't think so

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. most definitely

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. possibly

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. nah

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. absolutely not

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. nothing

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. hardwood

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. stand

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A. i don't think so.

Q: How many pairs of flipflops do you own?
A: one. i used to have more, but the kids and the wife have adopted them.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. can't remember

Q: Who is number 2 on your top 8
A. wifey's daughter

Q: Last friend you talked to?
A. marcia

Q: Last person who called you?
A. wifey

Q: Person you hugged?
A. wifey

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A. yes. my mom

Q: Mood?
A. all over the map

Q: Listening to?
A. whatever movie my boss is screening. sounds like a family flick

Q: Watching?
A. nothing

Q: Worrying about?
A. money

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A. to take my step daughter to school

Q: What do you want to do right now?
A: get naked with the wife

Q. What's the last movie you saw?
A. 27 dresses

Q. Do you smile often?
A. yep!

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. most definitely!

Posted: 6:05 PM, 2/11/2008 in Here a meme, there a meme

the spacey stacey soundtrack

this is a copy of an old post from my old blog (efx2blogs). some smilies, graphics, and/or links may be missing, but you get the idea.

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so, yeah, i jumped on the bandwagon. this really was a LOT harder than i thought it would be. i decided to go the extra step and explain my choices as well. i chose songs that took me back to either a specific memory or a period in my life that was for one reason or another special and/or important.

lookout weekend - debbie deb
8th grade prom. i was dancing with my friends who were the "popular" kids. that was a big deal since i started the year as the new nerdy kid.

she swallowed it - n.w.a.
weekends at my boyfriend's. not that i'm saying i swallowed (or didn't swallow for that matter) anything. we both liked n.w.a., so we listened to them a lot

add it up - violent femmes
field trip to galveston for my a/p anatomy class. i was hanging out with the "bad" kids.

master and servant - depeche mode
i played this song over and over in high school.

the only time - nine inch nails
senior year, going to get lunch off campus.

me so horny - 2 live crew
one of many high school dances. my two gay guy friends and i were dirty dancing to this.

start me up - rolling stones
summers in new orleans with my mom

get up, stand up - peter tosh
see above. i went to see him in concert one of those summers.

the fireman - george strait
doing the texas two step with my grandpa at the fireman's ball.

set a drift on memory bliss - pm dawn
this was a huge hit right around the time i had my first lesbian experience. it wasn't playing in the background or anything, it just reminds me of that time in my life.

james brown is dead - la style
the gay/lesbian sunday hang out in san antonio. i was sitting in my car under the *ahem* influence *innocent look* blasting this song

show me love - robin s
this one reminds me of many many nights spent clubbing in san antonio.

principles of lust - enigma
i had this as the background music for my answering machine and couldn't figure out why i kept getting hang ups. turns out my friend had given my number to all her friends so they could hear my voice because she thought it was sexy.

come baby come - k7
clubbing in new orleans

deeper love - aretha franklin
this was my anthem when i first moved to miami. "i get up out of bed, i put on my clothes, cuz i've got bills to pay. now it ain't easy, but i don't need no help. i've got a strong will to survive. i've got a deeper love, a deeper love, a deeper love inside, and i call it pride."

at last - etta james
exactly how i felt when i met the wife

finally found someone - bryan adams
our wedding song *sappy sigh*

clocks - coldplay
this song really spoke to me during a rough patch with the wife

buttons - the pussycat dolls
this song makes me want to strip, so i decided to play it and strip for the wife one night. that was SO fucking liberating!

Posted: 7:36 PM, 1/25/2008

have a holly jolly christmas

this is a copy of an old post from my old blog (efx2blogs). some smilies, graphics, and/or links may be missing, but you get the idea.

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i've been sick for just over a week. i feel worse than i can remember feeling in years. combine that with the fact that the wife and kids and i are moving in the middle of the holidays and you see why i have very little energy to blog lately. however, i saw this meme over on ben's blog and thought it was cute.

When people say Christmas you immediately think...
i immediately imagine my grandparent's living room with the lights out, the tree decorated, lights blinking, stockings hung and presents under the tree. rather stereotypical, i know.

Favorite Christmas Memory
i don't have one really. it is more like a meshing of little happy moments from my childhood, my first christmas with the wife, etc.

Favorite Christmas Song/Carol
i don't have a favorite. i love them all

Favorite Christmas movie
don't have one really

Favorite Christmas character
don't have one really. i do love snowmen, though.

Favorite Christmas ornament/object
the wife and i buy a commemorative ornament every year. that would have to be it.

Favorite Christmas treat
rum balls

Favorite tradition
midnight mass with the family, even if i am not religious

Plans for this Christmas
moving and trying to get better since i've been sick for a week.

Is Christmas your favorite holiday?
its a toss-up between thanksgiving and christmas

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wow, such long winded answers i gave! LOL. sorry folks, thats the best my foggy little brain could muster.

*wave*

Posted: 3:53 PM, 12/18/2007 in Here a meme, there a meme

a little word association

this is a copy of an old post from my old blog (efx2blogs). some smilies, graphics, and/or links may be missing, but you get the idea.

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stole this one from Libertine

1. Filthy :: Dirty
2. Therapist :: Shrink
3. Duck :: Bill
4. Slant :: Slide
5. Artist :: Canvas
6. Lease :: Car
7. Wish :: Dream
8. Doormat :: Feet
9. Global :: Warming
10. Apartment :: Small

1. Cluster :: Fuck
2. Announcement :: Wedding
3. Respect :: Admire
4. Incident :: Situation
5. Accordion :: Beer garden
6. Drunk :: Tequila
7. If :: And only if
8. Dexter :: Laboratory
9. Wedding :: Bride
10. Gambling :: Vegas

1. Illicit :: Dirty
2. Go :: Away
3. Jacket :: Cold
4. Blow :: Up
5. Coach :: Baseball
6. Effort :: Work
7. Leadership :: Skills
8. Snore :: Loud
9. Fearless :: Lucy
10. Network :: Television

1. Inaugural :: Speech
2. Pledge :: Vow
3. String :: Crafts
4. Trot :: Fox
5. Fitness :: Priority
6. Cinder :: Block
7. Edge :: Ledge
8. 31 :: Flavors
9. Blue :: Moon
10. Leather :: Playtime

1. Las Vegas :: Hotel
2. Linus :: Computer
3. Struck :: Star
4. Movie :: Flick
5. Anxious :: Nervous
6. Bandit :: Sleepover
7. Picks :: Ice
8. Lasso :: Cowboy
9. Dinner :: Family
10. Bargain :: Sale

Posted: 6:36 PM, 11/27/2007

more meme action. still no mojo

this is a copy of an old post from my old blog (efx2blogs). some smilies, graphics, and/or links may be missing, but you get the idea.

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this is supposed to be a "ten things" meme, but there are not 10 questions in each section. i could be cute and come up with reasons why each question is missing like twist, but i'm not feeling nearly entertaining enough today. so, here ya go:

1. Are you single? nope. quite happily attached, thank you.
2. Are you happy? blisfully so with some things (like the wife, home life, etc). completely unhappy with others
3. Are you bored? a bit
4. Are you sad? no, not really. i have bouts of sadness, but not today.
5. Are you Italian? nope
6. Are you German? part german, yes.
7. Are you Asian? no, but i wish i was sometimes. their culture fascinates me.
8. Are you cool? most definitely! i rock people's socks!
9. Are you Irish? nope
10. Are your parents still married? no.

TEN FACTS
1. Birth Place: san antonio, texas
2. Hair Color: dark brown/black (currently dyed a bit lighter with highlights)
4. Hair style: just past the shoulders and layered
5. Eye color: light brown
6. Birthday: july 11
7. Mood: manic
9. Where do you live? miami, the magic city
10. Lefty/righty: righty.

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
2. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes. i am a hopeless romantic
3. Why did your last relationship fail? ummm... cuz he was a boy and like girls better?
4. Have you ever been hurt? oh yes.
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart? yes
7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? yes. well, technically no, because i've told them after the "like" was over.
8. Are you afraid of commitment? not anymore.
9. Have you hugged someone within the last week? yes.
10. Have you ever had a secret admirer? not that i know of.

TEN THIS OR THAT
1. Love or lust? both. love gives me warm fuzzies and lust is just delicious!
2. Hard liquor or beer? hard liquor. party like a rockstar, baby! :-D
3. Cats or dogs? dogs. we have cats in the house, but they are ungrateful bitches.
4. A few best friends or many regular friends? just a few best friends. i know lots of people but they aren't all in my inner circle.
5. Television or Internet? internet
6. Pepsi or coke? diet dr. pepper
7. Wild night out or romantic night in? half and half.
10.IM or phone? phone

TEN HAVE YOU EVER
1. Been caught sneaking out? never sneaked out.
2. Been skinny dipping? of course!
3. Done something you regret? yes
4. Bungee jumped? nope. never will either.
6. Finished an entire jaw breaker? when i was a kid
7. Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? yep
8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back? yep. thank god for unanswered prayers. yes thats a line from a country song, but its also how i feel.
9. Cried because you lost a pet? yes
10. Wanted to disappear? most definitely.


TEN PREFERENCES
1. Smile or eyes: both.
2. Light or dark hair: no preference
3. Hugs or kisses: depends
4. Shorter or taller: don't care
5. Intelligence or attraction: intelligence
6. Romantic or spontaneous: both
8. Hook-up or relationship: relationship
9. Smelly feet or smelly breath: feet
10. Play the guitar or into sports: sports

TEN LASTS
1. Last phone call you made: to a friend in the hospital
2. Last phone call you received: the wife's sister
3. Last person you hung out with: i don't have time to "hang out"
4. Last person you hugged: the wife
5. Last person you tackled: not a tackler, sorry.
6. Last person you IMed: my mother
7. Last text message you received: "yes" from the wife. hmm... can't remember what that yes was for... maybe i should get naked in the hopes that it was yes she wants to play?
8. Last person(s) you liked: the wife. i dig her.
9. Last person you missed: my grandparents
10.Last person you kissed: the wife. yummmmm!

Posted: 3:13 PM, 11/13/2007

No mojo, only meme

this is a copy of an old post from my old blog (efx2blogs). some smilies, graphics, and/or links may be missing, but you get the idea.

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1) What is your favorite TV show? L Word, although The Daily Show is a close second
2) What one word in your opinion describes you? Determined
3) What is your favorite CD at the moment? Hmm... don't really have one
4) How many contacts are in your cell phone? 103
5) Favorite rock song? Start Me Up by The Rolling Stones
6) Favorite sandwich? Roast beef & swiss with mustard on rye
7) What characteristic do you despise? Lying
8) Language you would love to learn? Chinese
9) Do you throw your clothes away or donate them to charity? Charity
10) Hot Dog or Hamburger? Hamburger
11) Favorite vacation spot? Key West
12) Do you participate in group discussions or just sit and listen? Participate
13) Where would you retire to? Don't know.
14) What was your most recent memorable birthday? 30th. Wifey threw me a surprise party
15) Favorite sport to watch? Football or baseball
16) Favorite saying? Seriously, what the fuck?
17) Are you a morning person or a night person? Night person
18) Do you laugh out loud or keep it in? Laugh out loud
19) Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? Nope.
20) What did you want to be when you were little? A doctor. Or a rock star.
21) Favorite sweet tooth item? Anything chocolate. Preferably truffles.
22) Favorite flower? Orchids
23) What are you listening to right now? Orange Crush (live) by REM
24) Do you wish on stars? Nope
25) If you were a crayon, what color would you be? I am too diverse to be pigeon-holed by one color. :-)
26) Favorite food to cook? Anything Mexican. I make a mean enchilda
27) Favorite wine? Not a wine drinker
28) Favorite soda: Big Red
29) Favorite beer: Not a beer drinker
30) Favorite liquor? Vodka or rum
31) Favorite restaurant? Don't know really... Cheesecake Factory, I suppose
32) Hair color? Dark brown
33) Siblings? Half sister (who I don't speak to) and a few step sisters and brothers
34) Favorite days of the year? Any Saturday
35) What was your favorite toy as a child? My Atari
36) Summer or winter? Winter
37) Hugs or kisses? Depends
38) Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
39) When was the last time you cried? Can't remember
40) What did you do last night? Cooked dinner, cleaned the kitchen, fed the dogs and helped with homework
41) Favorite scent? Anything fresh and clean smelling. (Febreeze, fabric softener, wifey's favorite perfume)
42) What are you afraid of? Spiders
43) If you could be any profession, what would you be? A Playboy bunny. Or maybe a stripper. ;-)
44) Who knows you better than anyone? Wifey.
45) Popcorn? Not anymore (diet restrictions)
46) How many keys on your key ring? 4
47) Favorite day of the week? Saturday
48) Favorite 80's Song? Just one? Hmm... Manic Monday by the Bangles
49) How many cities have you lived in? 4
50) Do you think your friends talk about you behind your back? Yeah, but I don't care a whole heck of a lot.

Posted: 12:22 PM, 11/6/2007

my bar tab is $590

this is a copy of an old post from my old blog (efx2 which then became efx2blogs). in the end, the final incarnation (efx2blogs) went down one too many times for me, so i switched to blogger. i was able to recover most of my older stuff (efx2) from archive.org. some smilies, graphics, and/or links may be missing, but you get the idea.

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not as bad as some i've seen...... you know who you are


This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your blog "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $5

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend >-- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

Tally it up and post as..."My bar tab is....."

33 questions

this is a copy of an old post from my old blog (efx2 which then became efx2blogs). in the end, the final incarnation (efx2blogs) went down one too many times for me, so i switched to blogger. i was able to recover most of my older stuff (efx2) from archive.org. some smilies, graphics, and/or links may be missing, but you get the idea.

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ok so my mind has been racing today about the conflicting sides of my personality, aspirations, etc. lots of clutter in there. i could use a dirty thirty, but i can't find the time.

so in its place, another meme for your reading pleasure

1. Can you cook?
like a mother fucker :-D and i can bake even better than that.

2. What was your dream growing up?
to be a doctor or a research scientist

3. What talent do you wish you had?
i wish i could sing. i love music. if there is description of a music lover that means what foodie means for food lovers, i'm it. i always refrain from jamming when people are around cuz i can't carry a tune to save my life.

4. Favorite place?
anywhere wifey is

5. Favorite vegetable?
i pretty much like them all. if i had to pick one i'd say broccoli

6. What was the last book you read?
the bretheren by john grisham

7. What zodiac sign are u?
cancer. i know, i know, don't be shocked. miss cook and craft and bake is a sign that is notorious for being family and home oriented? please, pick your jaw up off the floor.

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
both ears are double pierced and i have one in the left ear, up at the top in the cartilage. yeah, yeah, its popular know, but i did mine back in the day when it wasn't, bitches. and 3 tattoos. a butterfly on my chest, a rose on my ankle and a dreamcatcher on my shoulder.

9. Worst Habit?
i'm a sarcastic bitch

10. Do we know each other outside of blogging?
nope. i only know 2 bloggers in real life

11. What is your favorite sport?
football, without a doubt. i like me some hockey and baseball too, though.

12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
optimistic

13. What would we talk about if we were stuck in an elevator?
probably just small talk

14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
my second girlfriend. she was a druggie, she cheated, she hit.... not a good scene

15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
i must clean my ears with a q-tip after EVERY shower. no exceptions.

16. Do have any pets?
yep. 4 dogs and a cat.

17. Do u know how to do the macerana?
nope. don't plan on it either. i can chicken dance, but thats about it.

18. What time is it where u are now?
7:19 pm

19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
eh, whatever.

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
my weight. the rest i'm ok with.

21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
partner in crime.

22. What color eyes do you have?
light brown

23. Ever been arrested?
nope. i'm either a goodie goodie or just never been caught doing bad shit. you decide.

24. Bottle or Draft?
neither. i don't do beer

25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
seeing as how that isn't enough to put down on a house or buy a car, i'd have to say i'd play. i'd travel with the fam, buy treats for everyone, etc.

26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
orbitz. any flavor really, but my faves are bubble mint and sweet mint.

27. What 's your favorite bar to hang at?
the one in my dining room

28. Do you believe in ghosts?
absolutely. some freaky shit has happened to me in my day

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
spare time? surely you jest!

30. Do you swear a lot?
have you read the one or two i've let fly while filling this out? i think its safe to say i curse like a sailor. not lady-like, i know. honestly, i don't give a fuck

31. Biggest pet peeve?
lots of things (see sarcastic bitch comment above). bad customer service is pretty high on the list

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
different

33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
yeah, why not.

the name game

this is a copy of an old post from my old blog (efx2 which then became efx2blogs). in the end, the final incarnation (efx2blogs) went down one too many times for me, so i switched to blogger. i was able to recover most of my older stuff (efx2) from archive.org. some smilies, graphics, and/or links may be missing, but you get the idea.

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still no mojo.
i saw this over at SIC's place and thought it was cute, so here ya go.

YOUR REAL NAME: stacey

YOUR GANGSTA NAME (1st 4 letters plus izzle): stacizzle (yeah, dawg! fo shizzle!)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color + fave animal): red dog (what, i'm russian now?)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name + childhood street): leigh westlawn (*dramatic soap opera style swoon*)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME (last 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name + first 3 letters of Mom's maiden name): ingst'dug (umm, ok)

YOUR SUPER HERO NAME (2nd fave color + fave drink): black martini (sounds like a party girl to me!)

YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name + 3rd letter of your last name + any letter of your middle name + 2nd letter of your Mom's maiden name + 3rd letter of your Dad's middle name + 1st letter of a sibling's first name + last letter of your Mom's middle name): treunyn (sounds asian to me)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM NAME (Grandma/Grandpa's first name + Jones): teresa jones (*dons dark glasses and a big hat*)

YOUR GOTH NAME (Black + name of one of your pets): black chloe (ok, that is just goofy)

YOUR AMERICAN IDOL NAME (fav car and sea food): lexus lobster (alliteration anyone?)

NAME OF YOUR DREAM BAND (name of computer + printer): dimension 1000 (definitely doesn't sound like something i'd listen to)

MOVIE STAR NAME (sibling's middle name + mother-in-law's maiden name): leigh mata (had to use my middle name, my step-sis doesn't have one)

YOUR ALTER EGO NAME (name of one your childhood pets + popular brand of clothes when you were young): sam cavaricci (doesn't sound "hot chick" enough but bingo swatch sounds just plain dumb)

YOUR LAWYER NAME (fav actor's last name + fav hard liquor): jolie stoli (ha! i'm a poet and didn't know it!)

YOUR HIP HOP NAME (fav candy + fruit): reese mango (yeah, sure)


so yeah, that's all i've got today. and uh, seriously, if anyone sees my mojo around here, please return it!

my arm has been twisted

this is a copy of an old post from my old blog (efx2 which then became efx2blogs). in the end, the final incarnation (efx2blogs) went down one too many times for me, so i switched to blogger. i was able to recover most of my older stuff (efx2) from archive.org. some smilies, graphics, and/or links may be missing, but you get the idea.

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since TC forcibly meme'd me, here goes (oh and miss TC, when my head is right and i'm back from LA, i'll answer yours):

1. Who are you?

2. Are we friends?

3. Do you have a crush on me?

4. Would you kiss me?

5. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.

6. Describe me in one word.

7. What was your first impression of me?

8. Do you still think that way about me now?

9. What reminds you of me?

10. If you could give me anything what would it be?

11. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

12. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?