have you ever?

this is a copy of an old post from my old blog (efx2 which then became efx2blogs). in the end, the final incarnation (efx2blogs) went down one too many times for me, so i switched to blogger. i was able to recover most of my older stuff (efx2) from archive.org. some smilies, graphics, and/or links may be missing, but you get the idea.

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because i'm sick at home today, and because i know you just need to know these things, here you go:
Taken a picture naked? not of my whole body, no
Danced in front of your mirror naked? ew. no
Told a lie? unfortunately, yes
Had a one night stand? yep
Been in a fist fight? nope. i'm a lover, not a fighter
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? sexually, yes.
Been arrested? nope. i'm a good girl
Fooled around in your parents house? plenty
Ditched school to have sex? no. but i've ditched work cuz i had too much sex the night before and i was exhausted
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? as often as i possibly can, yes
Seen someone die? no
Kissed a picture? yes
Slept in until 3 p.m.? yes. night owl that i am, i love it
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes, but not in years
Played dress up? when i was a kid, yeah
Fallen asleep at work/school? at work, yes, after a night of too much partying
Touched a snake? yes
Ran a red light? yes
Had detention? omg! like so totally yeah!
Been in a car accident? lots. last one fucked up my back pretty good
Pole danced? oh god no. trust me, nobody wants to see that
Been lost? not that i can remember, no. i have a fairly good sense of direction
Sang karaoke? oh god no. i can't sing. i wouldn't subject people to that
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? once, i think
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? no
Kissed in the rain? hmm....sounds like something i'd do, but i don't remember doing it. i'm ading this to my to do list.
Sang in the shower? no. again, i can't sing.
Gave your private parts a nickname? yes
Ever gone to work without underwear? plenty of times
Sat on a roof top? yep
Played chicken? no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no
Broken a bone? no
Mooned/flashed someone? yep. i flash wifey as much as possible
Had sex with your socks on? only when i get jumped and don't have time to remove them. i hate socks in bed.
Slept naked? hell yeah
Blacked out from drinking? yep. twice
Played a prank on someone? nope
Felt like killing someone? as much as i hate to admit it, yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? sadly, yes
Cried over someone? plent
Had sex more than 10 times in one day? no. i'm adding this to my to do list too.
Had/Have a dog? yep. had them as a kid. we have four now
Been in a band or played an instrument? played the organ as a kid
Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol ? yep!
Shot a gun? a few times. LOVED it.
at someone? never
Played strip poker? yep

I'm feeling: like i've been hit by a truck